monday musings//The D is silent.

It’s Oscar season again folks. I won’t bore you with the obvious style makers in the Best Costume Design category. We get it…old clothes are pretty fucking impressive, but I will highlight some of the more unusual fashion muses in this year’s little gold man nominees. First up, Django.

Who wouldn’t want to look like this guy? His costume is pure badass. The western influences are subtle and cool, timeless almost. Not a cowboy shirt or boot in sight. Who knew antebellum style could be relavent today?

I strangely wanted to emulate his style. I’m a big proponent of functional fashion. Why not make your clothes do double duty? Pockets and space for a sleeve mounted pistol? Yes, please.

Club Monaco/knit sweater, $199
Dorothy Perkins/olive jacket, $79
Weekend Max Mara/corduroy pants, $120
Frye/low heel boots, $298
By Malene Birger/leather glove, $77
Topshop/scarf, $32
crossfox on Etsy/leather belt pouch, $110
Outback Trading Co./hat, $34

Just remember, leave the velvet blue suit to Austin Power.

monday musings// Wholesome style.

Over the winter break (yes because as a freelancer, that still exists outside of school and teaching…and publishing) I was on babysitting duty.  Children get a thrill out of sneaking into a second movie when I usually do it because I’m poor.  Anywho.  We snuck in with our banh mi sandwiches from Mr. Baguette and had a lovely day watching Sherlock Holmes 2 and The Muppet Movie, both of which were surprisingly great movies and wardrobe inspiration.  Wins all around, all day.

I missed the first 10-15 minutes or so of The Muppet Movie, but it didn’t take me long to deduce that Mary’s character was from a Smalltown, USA (literally)—hence the out of place 50’s garb in the heart of LA.  Oh Muppets, you’re so clever and ironic.It’s a look that never becomes old for me.  I’ve been obsessed with the housewife look since the first time I laid eyes on Lucille Ball.  It’s a retro look that’s definitely back thanks to Mad Men, and here to stay thanks to the fact that the 50’s knew how to flatter every woman’s body.
Things I’ve learned from watching the Muppets:

1. Never underestimate the power of a waisted belt.  Every girl needs a solid waisted belt in their arsenal.  The size doesn’t even matter.  Thick or thin, your choice.
2. I know 7 inch heels are really kinky and stuff, but seriously, invest in a pair of classy low heels.  Wearable, comfortable, everyday heels for a little lady-like sophistication.  AND you can ACTUALLY dance all night.  Tell me you don’t think those heels Amy Adams is wearing are adorable.  But do avoid the kitten heel.  Useless.
3. Get a circle skirt.  They look good on everyone.  Trust.  And it’s a great separate.  Throw on any top, tuck it in, done.  Winter? Fitted sweater, tights, done.  You’re welcome.  I kept things a little more modern with a denim top.
4. UMMMMMM…The Muppets are hilarious.  Travel by map anyone?  Miss Piggy in the Devil Wears Prada, assistant Emily Blunt included?!?
5. BRIGHT COLORS!!! Just do it.  You’ll feel so much happier.  Just stay away from neons in this look.  Don’t be afraid to throw in a print.  Stick with smaller delicate patterns or a graphic monochromatic one like this large red gingham.
6. Jack Black is still my favorite.

Get it!

TopShop/ knit sweater, $64
Closed/ slim fit shirt, $72
ASOS/ midi skirt, $82
SR Squared by Sondra Roberts/ satchel handbag, $59
Juicy Couture/ silk scarve, $68
Buckle/ belt, $24
ASOS/ retro sunglasses, $22

Now let’s admire how fucking cool Jason Segel’s powdered blue suit is.

Stay tuned for next weeks movie muse, Natalie Portman in The Professional.